4 Married Guys Start Talking About Their Wives While Fishing
Four men on a fishing trip found themselves discussing the lengths they went to in order to enjoy a day away from their marital duties.
The first man shared his sacrifice: “You have no idea what I had to do to come out fishing this weekend. I promised my wife I will paint every room in the house next weekend.”
The second man topped that with his commitment: “That’s nothing! I promised my wife I’d build her a new deck for the pool.”
The third man, thinking he had it toughest, added: “You both have it easy! I promised my wife that I’ll remodel the kitchen for her.”
Curiosity arose as they realized the fourth man had been silent. Pressing him, they asked about his strategy for escaping domestic obligations.
The fourth man revealed his simple yet effective approach: “I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut off the clock, gave the wife a nudge and said, ‘Fishing, or Sex,’ and she said, ‘Wear a sweater.’”
In this light-hearted tale, the men humorously share their tactics to secure a day of fishing, highlighting the diverse strategies individuals employ to navigate married life.
