Daughter’s text to Dad
Lilly’s Text to Dad: “Daddy, I’ve got some news! Brace yourself because I’m heading home soon to tie the knot. So, dust off that checkbook of yours! 😄 But get this – I’m here in Australia, and he’s all the way over in the US. We actually met on a dating site, then hit it off on Facebook, and boy, did we chat endlessly on WhatsApp.
Believe it or not, he popped the question over Skype, and since then, we’ve been going strong for two whole months, thanks to Viber. Dad, I’m counting on your blessings, your best wishes, and of course, a grand wedding. Loads of love, Lilly.”
Dad’s Reply: “My dearest Lilly, Well, isn’t this just the modern love story of the century! 😄 That’s amazing news! Whatever works for you, sweetheart. I’m just glad you’re happy. But here’s a thought – why not make it official on Twitter, have a blast on Tango, get all your registry goodies from Amazon, and handle the bills with PayPal? And hey, if this new hubby of yours starts acting up, you know where to find the highest bidder – eBay! 😂 Loads of love, Dad.”
