A Little Old Lady Who Was Very Spiritual.
A very spiritual old lady would step out on her porch daily, raise her arms to the sky, and yell, “Praise the Lord!” Her new neighbor, an atheist, grew irritated and eventually shouted back, “There is no Lord!”
One day, the old lady prayed aloud, “Help me, Lord, I have no more money, it’s cold, and I have no more food.” The next morning, she found three bags of food on her porch, enough to last a week. Delighted, she exclaimed, “Praise the Lord!”
The atheist then stepped out from the bushes and said, “Haha! There is no Lord, I bought those groceries for you!” Unfazed, the old lady raised her arms again and yelled, “Praise the Lord, you sent me groceries and made the Devil pay for them!”
