He saw six feet in bed so his wife made him count again
Imagine this: you’ve got a wife and her side piece cozied up in bed, thinking they’ve got the perfect alibi when suddenly, in walks the husband. The wife’s all like, “Don’t move, he’s too wasted to notice you here.” So, the husband stumbles into bed, and after a while, he spots six feet at the end of the bed.
Cue the husband’s confusion: “Hey, there are six feet in here, not four! What gives?” And then comes the wife’s slick comeback, playing it cool like, “Come on, honey, you’re so drunk you can’t even count right. Get out of bed and try again from over there.”
Classic! So, the husband, still half out of it, gets up, counts again, and sure enough, realizes he goofed up. It’s a hilarious twist that’ll have you cracking up for sure!
