Wife Calls A Husband.
Husband: “Hello?” Wife: “Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?”
Husband: “Yes, I am.”
Wife: “Great! I’m at the mall just two blocks away. I just saw a stunning mink coat. It’s absolutely gorgeous! Can I buy it?”
Husband: “How much does it cost?”
Wife: “Only $1,500.”
Husband: “Well, if you love it that much, go ahead and get it.”
Wife: “Ahhh, and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2001 models. There’s one I really like. I spoke with the salesman, and he gave me a really good price…and since we need to replace the BMW we bought last year…”
Husband: “What price did he quote you?”
Wife: “Only $60,000.”
Husband: “OK, but for that price, I want it with all the options.”
Wife: “Great! But there’s one more thing before we hang up…”
Husband: “What is it?”
Wife: “It might sound like a lot, but I was going over your bank account and…I stopped by the real estate agent this morning and saw that house we looked at last year is on sale! Remember? The one with the pool, English garden, an acre of park area, and beachfront property.”
Husband: “How much are they asking?”
Wife: “Only $450,000 – a magnificent price! And I see that we have enough in the bank to cover it…”
Husband: “Well, then go ahead and buy it, but offer $420,000. OK?”
Wife: “OK, sweetie…Thanks! I’ll see you later! I love you!”
Husband: “Bye…I love you too.”
The man hangs up, closes the phone’s flap, raises his hand holding the phone, and asks everyone around him:
“Does anyone know who this phone belongs to?”
